Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
as a side note pls kill me
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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