I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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