how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
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