its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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