Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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