She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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