Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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