you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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