i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I FOUND THE LEGS
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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