I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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