I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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