Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Randomize
