Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
