TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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