threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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