Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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