Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
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I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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