hell yes lets make some ravioli
I think I am morally bankrupt
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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