Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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