After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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