But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize