I wish i was in the wii world.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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