Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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