I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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