It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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