I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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