Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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