Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Randomize
