his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I have aggressive nipples.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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