Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
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