We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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