So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
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You. Win. At. Life.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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