I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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