I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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