Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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