i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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