I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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