Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
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