I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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