i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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