Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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