It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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