I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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