Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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