I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
