She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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