i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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