just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Do vagina's smell?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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