I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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