Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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