There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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