the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
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