I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
vagina is talking i cant
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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