That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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