So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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